SOMATOPHOBIA

THE CANNABIS CHIROPRACTOR

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Do you feel STUCK in your healing - with the same pain, symptoms, and triggers arising?

Are you unable to quiet your monkey mind(EGO) in traditional meditation?

Are you struggling with amplified anxiety, depression, chaos and emotions due to the solar flares?

Are you looking for something, but don't know what?

If YES, allow me to introduce you to my

sOMa Self-Mastery Academy

so that you can remember how to awaken your life force energy and use it to transmute the stuck energies(unhealed traumas) stored in your fascia that are physically manifesting as pain, symptoms, triggers, fear, stress, and suffering.

This Academy Is

A Sacred Rite of Passage that reminds you how to imbibe Cannabis as your healing ally to find everything you're looking for in your BODY

Trauma Healing You-Niversity that reminds you how to heal trauma in both your BODY and MIND... all by yourself

An Ascension Preparation training that reminds you how to ignite your lightbody (ascension vehicle) by healing your pain body

A Somatic Medicine Bag that reminds you how to journey from your BODY and heal traumas with any psychedelic / plant medicine

You'll remember how to use the Body-Mind Synchronization Framework to create and navigate a daily self-mastery practice.

Why Cannabis?

What if I told you that Cannabis can assist you in EXITING that chronic state of FIGHT-FLIGHT-FREEZE you live in by guiding you in healing the ROOT CAUSE of your nervous system state?

When revered with SACREDNESS and imbibed with rituals and an intention to check IN rather than check OUT, Cannabis is just as powerful as any psychedelic or plant medicine such as Psilocybin, Ayahuasca and Bufo...

and can offer you 2 years of traditional therapy in 2 hours!

You'll Remember How To:

  • imbibe Cannabis sacredly with rituals and intention

  • navigate the HIGHtened feminine state of consciousness while remaining IN your body

  • connect the PAIN of trauma stored in your BODY with the STORY of trauma stored in your MIND

  • transmute stuck energies physically manifesting as pain and symptoms

  • regulate your nervous system

  • drain your lymphatic system

  • restore equilibrium / balance among all of your systems with your endocannabinoid system

  • heal the ROOT cause of your addictive, codependent or abusive relationship with Cannabis

  • heal the fear, anxiety or paranoia Cannabis previously evoked

  • create a daily self-mastery practice

This is psycho-somatic therapy as you are healing traumas in both your BODY and MIND.

Modules In Academy

This academy includes PDF's and videos.

Module 1: Prepping For Your sOMatic Ceremony

  • Creating Sacred Space For Your sOMatic Ceremony

  • Rituals & Ceremonies 101

  • Meet Your Trauma Self (aka Shadow)

  • Navigating Challenging Journeys

  • Interpreting The Language Of Your Body

  • Creating An Intention

Module 2: Navigating Your Daily Practice

  • Tips For Creating and Navigating Your Daily Self-Mastery Practice

  • Medicine Imbibing Rituals

Module 3: Self-Healing Protocols

  • Trigger Point Protocol

  • Projection Protocol

  • Bridge Building Protocol

Module 4: sOMatic Cannabis Ceremonies

  • 2 Somatic Cannabis Ceremony Replays

Module 5: Post-Integration

  • Integration Questions

  • Healing Letter Ritual

  • HIGHER Self Journal Prompts

Module 6: Canna Rituals

  • Re-Rite Your Relationship With Cannabis

  • Cannabis Restoration Ritual

  • Cannabis Cleansing Ritual

Do you ever feel an inner yearning for home?

sOMa is the frequency of Cannabis who guides you hOMe to your wOMb...

the descent before the ascent into divine union.

Frequently Asked Questions

What do I need for the academy?

  • Yoga Mat, Pillows and / or Blanket

  • Cannabis and Pipe / Bong

  • Rapé (highly recommended)

  • Sage, Palo Santo and / or Incense

  • Bluetooth Speaker

  • Trash Can / Purge Bucket

  • Toilet Paper

  • Water

Who is this academy for?

This academy is for you if:

  • you have no idea where or how to begin your healing journey, yet you know that only YOU can heal you

  • you feel stuck or lost in life, your healing, your relationship(s), your work, your sexuality, etc.

  • the same pain and symptoms keep showing up

  • you feel disconnected from your body

  • you tend to dissociate, numb, or check out

  • you know you have traumas, childhood wounds, fear, and false matrix programming to heal

  • you struggle expressing your feelings and emotions

  • your womb / hara is crying for your attention through PCOS, fibroids, endometriosis, painful sex, low libido, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, imbalanced hormones, irregular menstrual cycles, STD's, recurring infections, etc.

  • you've tried numerous healing modalities, including traditional meditation, yoga and breathwork, and nothing seems to work

  • you're yearning to remember who you are and why you're here (your authentic HIGHER purpose)

  • you're struggling with ascension pain and symptoms and desire a go-to practice to ease the metamorphosis your body-mind-soul complex is undergoing

  • you have an inner knowing that you are here to assist Mother Earth's rebirth (ascension) by rebirthing your trauma self into your HIGHer Self

Are all relationships with Cannabis welcome?

YES!! This academy is for you if:

  • You consume Cannabis, but you've never experienced her HIGHest potential in a Sacred Ceremony.
  • You struggle with Cannabis codependency or addiction and desire to heal the root cause of this codependency / addiction rather than eliminating Cannabis from your life.
  • You are new to Cannabis.
  • Cannabis induces paranoia, anxiety or fear (indicates an underlying trauma or wound).
Can I join the academy without consuming Cannabis?

Absolutely! Of course, I HIGHly recommend Cannabis, but if for whatever reason you choose not to imbibe Cannabis, you're still more than welcome to join.

What's the best way to consume Cannabis for the academy?

I HIGHly recommend smoking her out of a pipe or bong.

If smoking her isn't an option, oil and edibles are the next best way.

Do I need any prior experience with Cannabis, meditation or breathwork?

No! This is an introductory academy to the Body-Mind Synchronization framework that you'll use in your daily self-mastery practice as well as in the Womb / Hara Kriya Ceremonies.

What if I experience a "bad trip"?

First, there is no such thing as a 'bad trip' as Cannabis is a mirror revealing YOU... to YOU! She shows you your current state of operation.

If you live with anxiety, anxiety may arise to be met, felt and healed.

If you live in your head, you may struggle getting out of your head and dropping into your body.

If fear, anxiety or paranoia arises, simply return to your BREATH. Your breath will guide you out of the fight-flight-freeze state that Cannabis is revealing to you that's your everyday operating state.

If the fear, paranoia or anxiety becomes too much to handle, consuming CBD oil will lessen the HIGHtened level of awareness and feeling presence.

Cannabis does NOT induce fear, paranoia or anxiety - she merely reveals your underlying fear, paranoia or anxiety.

What if I struggle with a Cannabis addiction or codependency?

Cannabis is NOT to blame for your addiction or codependency - TRAUMA is.

When imbibed in a Sacred Somatic Ceremony with an intention to check IN rather than check OUT, Cannabis can actually facilitate the healing of your addiction or codependency by guiding you to the ROOT cause.

How long do I have access to the academy?

Eternally... or at least as long as you have internet access. The soul purpose of this academy is to help you REMEMBER how to navigate your own self-mastery practice.

"There is no coming to consciousness without pain."

-Carl Jung

Are you ready to MASTER your mind-body connection, embody your HIGHER self, and liberate yourself from Maya (illusion)?

Say bye-bye to disembodiment, dissociation, dis-ease, distractions, disconnection, divorce, and delusion... and say hello to DIVINE union!

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"The key to enLIGHTenment, authenticity and HIGHer consciousness is found in emBODIment - your SPINE is your highway to the DIVINE!"

©Dr. Shelly Persad 2024

"The key to enLIGHTenment, authenticity and HIGHer consciousness is found in emBODIment - your SPINE is your highway to the DIVINE!"

©Dr. Shelly Persad 2024