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Are you ready to rebirth yourself physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually and energetically so you can return to your original multidimensional blueprint?

Your original blueprint is the who you are beyond the traumas, wounds, fear, and programming.


If YES, be prepared for a complete rebirth of your mind, body & soul... the rite of passage you should have received at age 12!


This powerful monthly ritual gifts you with quantum leaps in your healing and return to your original blueprint.

A SACRED RITE OF PASSAGE

In this sacred rite of passage, you'll be guided in a fully embodied Sacred Secretion Somatic Sequence that awakens your inner healer, unwraps the cosmic gift from your Sun sign, processes the psycho-somatic germ, unravels fascial distortions and pumps your sacred seed up your spine to be crucified before its 2.5 day hibernation period and the divine resurrection of your HIGHer Self.

DURATION: 2 Hours

INVESTMENT IN SELF: $369

What You'll Need

  • Cannabis & Pipe / Bong
  • Rapé & Applicator
  • Non-Slip Resistance Bands
  • Yoni Egg (women)
  • Wooden Broomstick
  • Foam Roller
  • Any additional somatic tools such as a Lymph Neck Roller, Dry Brush, Guasha, Yoga Balls, etc.

THIS SACRED REBIRTH WILL

  • increase your vibrational frequency
  • expand your consciousness
  • purify your blood, lymph and cerebrospinal fluid
  • cleanse your body of pathogenic microbes
  • open powerful nerve channels and nadis
  • restore homeostasis in all of your body's systems
  • regulate your nervous system
  • activate dormant DNA and brain cells
  • increase your physical container to hold more light
  • transform your carbon-based body into a crystalline-based body
  • assist you in the organic ascension process of Mother Earth, lessening ascension symptoms
  • return you to your original multidimensional blueprint

Your SACRED SECRETION is an ancient 'secret' that holds the KEY to shifting from your REPTILIAN BRAIN to your DIVINE MIND.

Everything that has distorted your original blueprint keeps you stuck and living from your reptilian brain (fight / flight / freeze).

You will meet these distortions as they're stored in your:

  • Vagus Nerve, the home of the fear response and the crucifier of your sacred seed
  • Ida, Pingala and Sushmna Nadis, the three main Shakti Channels through which your seed flows
  • Cranium and Sacrum, inhibiting your craniosacral pump that pumps your sacred seed up
  • Psoas, the muscle of your soul that records all traumas
  • Pelvic Floor, the foundation of your temple body that stores all survival fears
  • Diaphragm, the initiator of your breath
  • Roof of Your Mouth, the floor of your pineal and pituitary glands
  • Liver & Gallbladder, the home of anger, rage, and frustration
  • Spleen, the home of shame, guilt, worry, and overthinking
  • Intestines, the home of all undigested thoughts, feelings, emotions and experiences
  • Kidneys, the home of fear and intergenerational traumas
  • Pancreas, the gatekeeper to the sweetness of life
  • Heart, the home of conditional love, sadness, and lack of compassion and empathy
  • Lungs, the home of grief
  • Fascia, your crystalline multidimensional matrix that records every memory of your soul
  • Womb, Heart & Third Eye Chambers, the three thrones for your HIGHer Self

As long as there are restrictions and blockages in the pathway of your sacred seed, it will be unable to flow, keeping you stuck in fight or flight and missing out on that month's sacred birthday gift from the Divine Mother.

FASTING IS REQUIRED

During your 3-day rebirth journey, it is a MUST that you eliminate the following in order not to DESTROY your sacred seed and the opportunity to rebirth yourself.

  • coffee
  • alcohol
  • meat, fish and eggs
  • junk food
  • fried food
  • GMO's
  • sex and orgasms
  • cigarettes
  • pharmaceuticals
  • excess time on social media

*You'll receive divine instructions on how to honor your monthly Sacred Secretion Ritual.

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"The key to enLIGHTenment, authenticity and HIGHer consciousness is found in emBODIment - your SPINE is your highway to the DIVINE!"

©Dr. Shelly Persad 2024

"The key to enLIGHTenment, authenticity and HIGHer consciousness is found in emBODIment - your SPINE is your highway to the DIVINE!"

©Dr. Shelly Persad 2024